Introduction – The Ultimate Luxury Cruise Test
Today, I will be testing every cabin on this massive luxury cruise ship. I am on a mission to find out whether or not this luxury cruise experience is actually worth the hype. We are talking a private butler, VIP access to onboard activities, and first dibs on well, everything. Wo, this ship is decked out. You can say that again. Wo, this ship is decked out. Welcome to one of the newest luxury cruise ships in the world. Usually, I’m terrified of cruise ships, but this one seems promising. Great. So, does that mean you can take the floaties off now? One step at a time, Lexi. One step at a time.
Boarding the Cruise – The Dream Vacation Begins
We headed toward the line to board the ship, the Florida Georgia line. Baby, you make me want to roll my windows down. Let’s go. No. No. And after Ashton shut me down, it was time to officially check into our dream vacation. Is this a Rolex? No. It’s a magic band to open the open the cabin doors and all this stuff. Ooh. What’s the magic word? Open. Open. Please. I feel like I should be walking like this. As we boarded the ship, I had a very important question to ask. Are you the captain? No. Get us there safely.
First Stop – The Standard Cabin Experience
We knew there was only one way to find out if the luxury first class experience was really worth it. We will be working our way up through different levels of suites, starting with a standard cabin or a guy that never meets the standards. Hey, at least I’m not a standard. I’m sorry. I’m really happy to be here. This room comes with two beds, a flat screen TV, a coffee machine, a mini bar, and a fully stocked mini fridge. Lexi, this is the first room, and I’m already impressed. Well, good, because this is where you’re crashing tonight. What’s crashing? This cabin is 161 ft, but it’s compact and thoughtfully designed…
Upgrade Time – The Balcony Suite
All right, we survived the first cabin, but now I think it’s time for an upgrade… Welcome to the balcony suite. This cabin is 377 ft and it’s a little bit bouger than the last. A little bit. This one is like twice the size of the last cabin…
Luxury Reviews – What Guests Had to Say
Before we enter this suite, let’s see what others had to say about it. Carrie says, “I don’t know whether to sleep in the bed or frame it.”… Greg says, “We had a butler and the 24/7 service team…”… Barbara says, “I stayed in the duplex suite, which came with access to the yacht club…”
The Duplex Suite – Ultimate Cruise Luxury
All right, the time has come. Let’s check this out. Okay, here we go. Wo! Oh my god. Welcome to one of the nicest cabins on this entire ship, the duplex suite. I look like I belong here… For once, you’re actually right…
Meeting the Butler – True First-Class Service
And for the best part, a twostory balcony with a whirlpool. I can definitely picture myself tanning out here. I think someone’s here. The heck? Hi. Oh my gosh. Hi. Um, who are you? Jr. You’re Butler…
Testing the Amenities – Fitness, Spa, and More
Okay, Ashton, I haven’t even told you what this first class cruise comes with… Since this cruise ship is the size of an entire city, Ashton and I thought it’d be a good idea to split up in order to check out every amenity…
A Luxurious Workout Session
So, while Ashton was headed to the Yach Club, I was headed to find the private fitness coach, Luca, for research purposes, of course…
Relaxation and Spa Time – Finding the Zen
It’s not just about the insanely nice suite. It’s about responsibly testing every first class amenity… Oops, I spilled the tea. Tea time was the perfect little escape…
Meeting the Famous Butler – O’Neal
And just when I thought my day couldn’t get any better, everybody stay calm. But O’Neal is right here…
The Captain’s Deck – Behind the Scenes at Sea
After exploring everything that the ship had to offer, there was one last thing I had to do. Look for the captain…
The Midnight Test – 3 A.M. Grilled Cheese Challenge
After testing out everyone’s reviews and seeing what the ship has to offer, cheers. It was time to head back to our rooms. I just woke up at 3:26 in the morning because I’m trying to test out what Greg said…
The Final Day – Living the Floating Dream
For our last day, the ship docked at a private island where we would be able to enjoy a real first class experience… So, after unlimited food, ocean views, and pretending I was richer than I actually am, I can confidently say this cruise was straight up living in a floating dream, minus the part where Astron almost threw me off a jet ski.